Front and centre: For the second day in a row, the Sun has excoriated Kyle Rae for throwing himself a retirement party paid for by TAXPAYERS (i.e. his impoverished Rosedale constituents). I am against this because it is the worst.Top: In other news . . . let's all think of silly names for Stephen Harper's $2 million fake lake built especially for the G20 summit (which will cost an additional $1 billion in security)! This is an excellent, non-gay, use of tax dollars. Shame on Kyle Rae. Also: With a $50 million lottery win, we could build fake lakes all across Africa to improve women's health like crazy.
Bottom: Soccer clothes now.
Summary: If Kyle Rae has any sense of honour, he will drown himself in the fake lake and go to Hell (on his own dime).
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I trust that the Toronto Sun has never held any kind of event that was partially paid for through any newspaper sales (technically also the dime of the working man).
ReplyDeleteMy solution would be to put Rae out on a gay liferaft in the middle of the man-made lake and force him to eat for the entire length of the G20 summit.